Late 2017
Started playing osu! (mainly offline, since my ancient laptop lagged when connected to the internet)
2018-2021
Touched grass
2022
December: Picked up osu! again, started playing online intensely

January: Entered 6-digit rank zone
April: First 100 pp play
6 April: Hitorigoto incident
May: Bought a keypad
Early June: 2000 pp milestone
Late June: First 6* pass (nuked score, rip) and 5* FC
July: Entered 299k+ rank zone
August: Hitorigoto kicked out of top 10
September: Driver update incident, resulted in change of aiming style. Also started to try osu!lazer (foreshadowing)
November: 3000 pp milestone

January: Switched to osu!lazer
Late January: First 7* pass for medal farming. Also, lazer pp bumped my rank from 205k to 190k
February: Lazer's leaderboard reset. Not really an incident, but I lost my newer top plays
March: Bought a new keyboard
Late March: Remember the lazer pp? Well, recent changes downgraded my rank from 193k to 216k. Maybe there's no such thing as free pp in this world
April: Discovered DT farm maps accidentally
May: First 200 pp play. Entered 199k+ rank zone (again) with 3500 pp milestone
Late May: 100 medals milestone
June: I tried other game modes, ended up loving taiko
August: 2nd 200+ pp score
September: Retired from using Motospeed K2. I do not recommend the keypad since it's slippery
October: I might have to take a break from my longer osu! session. Not quitting, just less play from me
November: I have a pretty mixed feelings about this particular rework. I mean, I'm grateful that my 1-miss scores actually worth something, BUT this rework also buffed my "lazy" scores with 6++ misses. Anyway, I reached 4000 pp milestone by doing absolutely nothing (3800 pp -> 4300 pp. For additional context, my rank jumped from 170004 to 117417)
December: Oh wow, farming has never been this easy for me. Just get a good acc and try to miss less, and CSR will do the rest

January: 4500 pp milestone (rank 115163)
Late February: I've bought a new mousepad. It's a bit slippery than my previous one, so I'll need to adjust my aim
8 March: New mouse because I wanted to be able to configure the dpi (Logitech G102). Thank you, Logitech M100r o7
30 March: I entered 5 digit for the first time!!! (rank #99460 at 4804 pp)
14 June: 5000 pp milestone (rank 95022)
September: Switched back to Motospeed K2 after finding a way to tuck it still
November: PP rework and player purge pushed my rank from #97840 (~5054 pp) to #88400 (5147 pp). This single-handedly prevented me from being a 6 digit due to the decay
December: FIRST 300PP ON A LOVED MAP