Kocha - the og.
like you think you know og's?
no you don't this dude right here sweeps your favorite player any time of the week between 15 and 17 UTC.
respect.

Sanduha - cracked tourney player.
will sweep you in 7 different ways.
he don't speak english that good but we gang type shit
правильный пацан)

Convulgeyy - coolest mf in the caribbean.
honestly he fly asf with them lil b airforces...might cop...
literally comes from nowhere what the fuck is a sint maarten



r6echo14 - br'tsh bloke.
idk he was kinda funny to bully wiffles with
where is he like hello ring ring ring


Mario564 - will outacc you on any map.
i used to mald cause i saw him on leaderboards before saying "i can do that better".
(i could not)
good rival i suppose, no hate


YesImSatan - pro teammate and maid bot grinder
mvp of offline play
girl we know you 3 digits why are you joining these 6 digit tournaments
also MIA



QuintecX - the next will stetson, catches fruit on the side
yeat got competition bro i ain't gon lie
don't ask him about the name changes


Lattice35 - speed jump man
i gave this (unwilling) man a 3 hour history lesson on latvia once on discord that was pretty funny i think


-Wiffles- - 💀
sorry for all the cyberbullying lmao
he like that cousin you fistfight everytime he come around but you make up over a shared capri sun or some
one love


Walfurus - i have never seen him sleeping, will ref you no matter the cost
i loved to hate on this guy it was very funny

Cnolii - i also loved to hate (lovingly) on this guy.
thanks for all the events, actually. you tried to save that dumpster fire when everyone else (me too) was making it worse. respect for that. cheesehead.


dogewow122 - girlboss
top 1 omdb (rip) user. steve albini multiaccount most likely.


pokerfesh - avid stamina enjoyer.
i consider him as a son. drain gang and all that.


Lidiloth - poooomf.
sister from another mother type shit.

i'm writing most of this like 5 years later (2025) so i prolly forgot most details my bad


1) Gaucho Cup

why did i join this i was like rank 350k lmaooooooooooooo
i played qualifiers (played one (1)(singular) 6.5 star and got tired and quit the lobby)
yeah i think i could have won this honest


2) Noob OWC for 6-digits / NPC1 / whatever the fuck it was called idk

i don't remember my teammates beside kocha sorrrrrryyyy
actually in the correct rank range this time wow progress
teams so scuffed bruh we had all of eastern europe as one team while there was like 3 USA teams
i don't remember anything else actually we lost every round i think
shout out kocha


3) Osu Low Rank Tournament (OLRT)

peak.
also scuffed as shit but in like a loving way
grand finals were postponed by like 3 weeks cause aquaria_ couldn't find a decent mappool or some (no hate)
2nd place baby
pretty much the only server i stayed active in
someone please make a 16 hour chris chan style documentary about this place the amount of bullshit that happened here on the daily was phenomenal
meetup 2049 trust


4) NPC2 - w/Kocha and Edolino (Desu)

team name Desu yeah we was cooking with this one honest
i think we lost ro16 and then we disqualified cause i forgot to tell my team that i was graduating middle school on match day sorry whoops
also don't remember much
whoever was pulling the strings behind this one went craaaaaaazyyyyyy like why and how was this badged lmao


5) BQT1 - w/YesImSatan and Convulgeyy (page2countries)

second peak.
idk this was just fun with a good atmosphere and shit i don't need to elaborate.
if anyone still got the link for the kudoboard, send it to me thank
good times
second place babyyyyy


6) STK8 - w/Kocha and Sanduha (REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

idk how many eee's were in the name prolly like 2000 or some
yo i don't even speak russian how does this keep happening
these finals and grand pools were fuccccking me up dawwwwwgggggg on lord they was beating my ass
uhhhhh yeah we were kinda goated until we weren't
third place baybeeeeeee

7) Scarlets Touhou Tournament Season 2

long ass name ok ok ok
why did i even join this i signed up to this and audibly groaned after like 3 seconds
threw during ro32
the commentators called me american(?) during the ro32 showcase so that was funny ig
threw even harder and went on a 3 - 4 year break after this whoops