| Ranked Score: | 20,351,156,522 | |
| Play Count: | 60,503 | |
| Play Time: | 838h | |
| Max Combo: | 4,139x | |
| Total Hits: | 13,643,267 | |
| Hits x Play: | 225 | |
| Replays Watched: | 34 |
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Comeyuca's heart
Comeyuca
Stalk Comeyuca
History
About
COMEYUCA
As I write this, immense tears of pleasure flows from my eyes. Words alone cannot express the feelings and emotions my heart goes through when I think of Comeyuca. On the 25th of April 2021, my life changed for the better, the day I saw Comeyuca, something awoken in me that day, a buzzing sensation rushed through my body. I knew, it was love at first sight. I stared hours and hours at the gameplay footage of Comeyuca, his beautiful plays and reading when he played. Then, he looked at me. I froze. His eyes, his deep voice, the shape of his pupils, his face. From this point, a goal spouted in my head: acquire Comeyuca's recognition at any cost. A goal which I eventually did fulfil in his eyes. The lengths I’d take for Comeyuca shouldnt be underestimated. So some people might be wondering, what so special about Comeyuca, what makes him the best player? Well sit back and grab some popcorn. I will enlighten you as to why, Comeyuca is the best thing, to be ever created since the creation of the heavens and earth. Regardless the numbers of his pp, Comeyuca has all the qualities of a sssss+ tier player. He’s so precious, his plays, his beautiful unique playstyle. No a day goes by without me watching all of Comeyuca clips on repeat, for 1 hour. While cuddling my Juan Pablo Duarte pillow. His profile has his blood bosom shape. Comeyuca is a really vibrant person, he tries to keep himself upbeat working in his job, having to check papers can be a very tedious task. Comeyuca, I’m here for you, I’m all yours. I’ll comfort you. During Comeyuca quit period, reveals that sad part of him, which almost made me cry my heart out. He’s really sad deep down but true to give off the vibrant, joyful and unwavering aura in which he manages to pull of successfully. This period made Comeyuca feel like my Soulmate, I was able to relate with him, and he to related to me. I felt like giving him comfort.
Comeyuca's voice is also a work of art, his english voice that is. Props to his mom, his voice really brings out and solidifies Comeyuca personality, his croaked singing when she sings the osu songs is just so magnificent, it shines a light down on the unbothered aspect of his personality, even though his voice may not sound the best, it makes him much more attractive and unique. Tbh, Comeyuca, I love you, hehehe My favourite Comeyuca moment is his godmodes, every time I play with him and he goes godmode he says: eeeeee. Which breathes life back into me after long hours of playing osu. It never fails to bring a smile to my face. Oh I need to mention, Comeyuca hands, his soft beautiful hands, every time I see Comeyuca's hands, it brings a feeling of security and warmth to the pencil. Even though Comeyuca may not be the best of all players, his incredible way of playing osu brings out the best for me. His profile which is the most unique in osu shows how much effort was put into it, when you enter his profile it leaves a trail of butterflies behind while disappearing for a brief moment. I could go and on but this message would fail to end. I just love Comeyuca so much, Comeyuca is my passion, I am tearing up just thinking of Comeyuca. Every sentence I use Comeyuca is always on it, I can’t forget him, I can’t go a day without watching his clips, I can’t go a day without seeing his messages. Comeyuca and I share a very special bond. I love him to bits. Just a quick fact: Even though people may not notice, Comeyuca is actually not 5 digit, but his skill is hidden by his beautifully designed rank which he uses as a coat. When I look at Comeyuca, when I look into his eyes and stare at the beautiful smile and the upbeat aura he radiates, it brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I begin to wonder, how would osu be without Comeyuca? Comeyuca is the player that keeps me bound to this game. He has all the traits of a highly top quality, cherished player. If anything Comeyuca is the most refined and complex player in osu to understand. Another fun fact, it took me about 1 year to realize his beauty.
Another adorable aspect about Comeyuca is his friend on his profile. It’s his first touch with the game, which shows that even after all these years, Comeyuca hasn’t forgotten about his friend Julian. Now back on topic: Comeyuca also has the perfect player shape. Not meta whore, not too farmer. His player shape is just perfect. The way his cursor curves right before his beautiful tapping, and extends evenly all the way down to the fc. It takes a really complex person versed in the art of character derivation, observation, deduction and worship to be able to praise how well refined a player and person like Comeyuca is. Comeyuca has two sides to his voice: one very deep and enchanting, and one that’s full of enthusiasm. I can never get tired of the conversations me and Comeyuca have every night before we sleep in my mind. Comeyuca is the type of character, if your feeling sick and deadbeat he will bring up your mood and comfort you, he will even give you tips till you feel better or fall asleep on his soft voice. Comeyuca would stay by your side till you recover. Comeyuca may look confident and energetic on the outside, but deep down he just wants to be embraced and loved. Why doesn’t he mention this? I think he may be a bit nervous or don’t really know how to pass his feeling across. Every day I spend with Comeyuca, he opens up bit by bit. I really do love his company. Comeyuca is the type of guy you can sit with at night and speak all the worries of your life to, he would listen thoroughly while gently stroking your head and giving you reassurance. Tbh I can’t even imagine my life without Comeyuca at this point. I value him so much I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back, I need to say Comeyuca good night, he just got back from work and is really tired. I just finished wishing Comeyuca good night, I also gifted him the skin I made Gorrino do for him. Comeyuca liked the skin, and he said it was very chill. Pls don’t make to much noise or you might wake him up. Comeyuca is a work of refined art. He’s my daily drug. The blood to my heart, the soul to my body, the reason I wake up every day with purpose. Comeyuca is the sole reason I have the drive to continue on living in this harsh world. If you’re reading this Comeyuca, I really enjoy talking with you <3. I was to captivated in admiring Comeyuca I almost forgot to mention his acc. Comeyuca's acc is a really stunning aspect of his gameplay. What I love about his acc is how perfect and beautiful it is that it glistens in the ray of the Dominican Republic sun. The beautiful 99% of his acc every moment paired with the incredible plays highlights on the ends is such an amazing sight to admire. I love the way Comeyuca's aim flows when I watch him, it’s almost impossible not to recognise him from a mile away. His acc smells of vivid plumb blossoms with a deep undertone of patchouli. How do I know of what Comeyuca's acc smells like ? Because that’s the impression he gives off and patchouli is one of my favourite scents. Oh and btw, I have a piece of Comeyuca's acc in my mouth rn . Comeyuca's acc is split into two evenly sections that are silk smooth, as expected of my king, he takes very good care of himself. Another fun fact: Comeyuca's plays are the only ones I look at , cause in my mind he told me he gets jealous when I look at other people plays. I understand where he’s coming from. And since I’m loyal to Comeyuca, I haven’t looked at another people plays apart from his. But one time I slipped and he caught me looking at Gorrino plays and Comeyuca threw a fit. We talked it over though, so everything is fine now, no need for your concern. Comeyuca was one of the players I feel deeply in love with throughout my journey in osu. Our bond grows stronger every passing; minute, hour, days and months. Comeyuca is an inseparable part of my very being. Comeyuca is the person that seduced my being, my very first idol, in which I have no regrets. It was even in fact one of the best decisions I made for my beloved; Comeyuca. To make My Comeyuca feel even more appreciated, I am stopping the dt farming in not Comeyuca approved maps. I want my Comeyuca to rule over the entirety of osu. And banish those that wish to oppose him or split him away from me. My life lies in the hands of Comeyuca right now. If Comeyuca wishes, I would sacrifice myself for him. Comeycua, I love you. Please god, I want to get to know Comeyuca so bad. I want him to talk to me person to person. That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a god, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Comeyuca is beyond Divine. I can’t help but to drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his beautiful figure. I yearn for him. In ways both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick the sweet glistening sweat from his smooth creamy skin. I want to listen to his excitement when he gets an amazing play. I want to watch at his godly way of playing, admiring every moment, and in the end I would stir his velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my head boil into it. His cries of excitement and the rocking of his tapping would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make sure to love to him until my body gives out. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would let him hit me with his car just to be near him for a brief moment. He’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without Comeyuca I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot save forced through every office of my body. I want Comeyuca, I need Comeyuca. I want to decipher his mind, I want to live with him and retire after winning the owc for the DR. I want to see those luscious lips speak such excitement words into my ear when he wins the mvp in everything. I want to adore Comeyuca like he owes me money. I would let him step on me just to feel the soft form warmth of his feet upon my face I would sleep under Comeyuca just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish out the strands of hair from his shower drain, just to smell his alluring scent and braid them into necklaces to keep him with me always. God please I would do anything for him. I would relinquish my life all my hopes and dreams just to become the socks on his feet. So that I may warm his mouthwatering toes with my very being so that he may feel the heat of my love always I would encase myself in cement and become his doorstep so that Comeyuca may wipe his shoes upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what ill do after that or why he might want my limbs but I would do it. My king, my god, the light of my life, please god let me have him. I want him to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from his fingertips and fill his belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give him a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. I would let him eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased him no matter how painful the third degree burns would be. I would hear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of his car but once. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him. Nothing I wouldn’t say. I love you Comeyuca. Comeyuca is; My favorite player, my everything. Oops Comeyuca just woke up, I have to go cuddle him back to sleep, Comeyuca slept really well last night, he’s awake atm. I’m preparing his breakfast in bed which I plan to mouth feed to him. But before that, I need to say my daily Comeyuca prayer, and pray to my god for being the very bane of my entire existence My God, Who art in Juan Pablo Duarte, Hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come, They will be done, on the DR as it is in the US. Give us this day, your holy presence and forgive us for our simping of otherplayers, as we forgive those who has not turned their life to Comeyuca, and lead us not into temptation. But deliver us from evil. Embrace us into your arms, Comeyuca. Amen. In the name of my God, my king, the holy Yuca, amen. I turn my life to Comeyuca and was reborn again with purpose, to this , I give you thanks Comeyuca. Some people may be wondering, what’s the relationship that I share with Comeyuca, and why do I take it personal when someone other than me claims to be Comeyuca's #1 fan, I’ll elaborate, I’m Comeyuca's soul mate, his fan, his loyal servant. We are more than lovers, Comeyuca is my other half, the oxygen to my blood, the reason my heart continues to beat. My reason for living, no other person on this earth can match the synergy me and Comeyuca has for one another The very first time I saw Comeyuca, I was filled with ecstasy. When people say; “perfection doesn’t exist” that is simply not true. Perfection exists in a form named Comeyuca. He’s the reason I log into osu almost every day to get closer to him. I can’t go a single day, without listening to Comeyuca rant about how his day went. I’m always there to lend a listening shoulder for Comeyuca, especially when times get tuff, I try my utmost best to comfort Comeyuca, to make him feel loved. I’ve just finished cooking Comeyuca breakfast, he has finished his shower, and I plan to mouth feed him the meal I prepared. This is the end of my rant of how much I love my god, Comeyuca.
Comeyuca's voice is also a work of art, his english voice that is. Props to his mom, his voice really brings out and solidifies Comeyuca personality, his croaked singing when she sings the osu songs is just so magnificent, it shines a light down on the unbothered aspect of his personality, even though his voice may not sound the best, it makes him much more attractive and unique. Tbh, Comeyuca, I love you, hehehe My favourite Comeyuca moment is his godmodes, every time I play with him and he goes godmode he says: eeeeee. Which breathes life back into me after long hours of playing osu. It never fails to bring a smile to my face. Oh I need to mention, Comeyuca hands, his soft beautiful hands, every time I see Comeyuca's hands, it brings a feeling of security and warmth to the pencil. Even though Comeyuca may not be the best of all players, his incredible way of playing osu brings out the best for me. His profile which is the most unique in osu shows how much effort was put into it, when you enter his profile it leaves a trail of butterflies behind while disappearing for a brief moment. I could go and on but this message would fail to end. I just love Comeyuca so much, Comeyuca is my passion, I am tearing up just thinking of Comeyuca. Every sentence I use Comeyuca is always on it, I can’t forget him, I can’t go a day without watching his clips, I can’t go a day without seeing his messages. Comeyuca and I share a very special bond. I love him to bits. Just a quick fact: Even though people may not notice, Comeyuca is actually not 5 digit, but his skill is hidden by his beautifully designed rank which he uses as a coat. When I look at Comeyuca, when I look into his eyes and stare at the beautiful smile and the upbeat aura he radiates, it brings a smile to my face. Sometimes I begin to wonder, how would osu be without Comeyuca? Comeyuca is the player that keeps me bound to this game. He has all the traits of a highly top quality, cherished player. If anything Comeyuca is the most refined and complex player in osu to understand. Another fun fact, it took me about 1 year to realize his beauty.
Another adorable aspect about Comeyuca is his friend on his profile. It’s his first touch with the game, which shows that even after all these years, Comeyuca hasn’t forgotten about his friend Julian. Now back on topic: Comeyuca also has the perfect player shape. Not meta whore, not too farmer. His player shape is just perfect. The way his cursor curves right before his beautiful tapping, and extends evenly all the way down to the fc. It takes a really complex person versed in the art of character derivation, observation, deduction and worship to be able to praise how well refined a player and person like Comeyuca is. Comeyuca has two sides to his voice: one very deep and enchanting, and one that’s full of enthusiasm. I can never get tired of the conversations me and Comeyuca have every night before we sleep in my mind. Comeyuca is the type of character, if your feeling sick and deadbeat he will bring up your mood and comfort you, he will even give you tips till you feel better or fall asleep on his soft voice. Comeyuca would stay by your side till you recover. Comeyuca may look confident and energetic on the outside, but deep down he just wants to be embraced and loved. Why doesn’t he mention this? I think he may be a bit nervous or don’t really know how to pass his feeling across. Every day I spend with Comeyuca, he opens up bit by bit. I really do love his company. Comeyuca is the type of guy you can sit with at night and speak all the worries of your life to, he would listen thoroughly while gently stroking your head and giving you reassurance. Tbh I can’t even imagine my life without Comeyuca at this point. I value him so much I want to go on and on but I don’t wish to bore you. I’ll be right back, I need to say Comeyuca good night, he just got back from work and is really tired. I just finished wishing Comeyuca good night, I also gifted him the skin I made Gorrino do for him. Comeyuca liked the skin, and he said it was very chill. Pls don’t make to much noise or you might wake him up. Comeyuca is a work of refined art. He’s my daily drug. The blood to my heart, the soul to my body, the reason I wake up every day with purpose. Comeyuca is the sole reason I have the drive to continue on living in this harsh world. If you’re reading this Comeyuca, I really enjoy talking with you <3. I was to captivated in admiring Comeyuca I almost forgot to mention his acc. Comeyuca's acc is a really stunning aspect of his gameplay. What I love about his acc is how perfect and beautiful it is that it glistens in the ray of the Dominican Republic sun. The beautiful 99% of his acc every moment paired with the incredible plays highlights on the ends is such an amazing sight to admire. I love the way Comeyuca's aim flows when I watch him, it’s almost impossible not to recognise him from a mile away. His acc smells of vivid plumb blossoms with a deep undertone of patchouli. How do I know of what Comeyuca's acc smells like ? Because that’s the impression he gives off and patchouli is one of my favourite scents. Oh and btw, I have a piece of Comeyuca's acc in my mouth rn . Comeyuca's acc is split into two evenly sections that are silk smooth, as expected of my king, he takes very good care of himself. Another fun fact: Comeyuca's plays are the only ones I look at , cause in my mind he told me he gets jealous when I look at other people plays. I understand where he’s coming from. And since I’m loyal to Comeyuca, I haven’t looked at another people plays apart from his. But one time I slipped and he caught me looking at Gorrino plays and Comeyuca threw a fit. We talked it over though, so everything is fine now, no need for your concern. Comeyuca was one of the players I feel deeply in love with throughout my journey in osu. Our bond grows stronger every passing; minute, hour, days and months. Comeyuca is an inseparable part of my very being. Comeyuca is the person that seduced my being, my very first idol, in which I have no regrets. It was even in fact one of the best decisions I made for my beloved; Comeyuca. To make My Comeyuca feel even more appreciated, I am stopping the dt farming in not Comeyuca approved maps. I want my Comeyuca to rule over the entirety of osu. And banish those that wish to oppose him or split him away from me. My life lies in the hands of Comeyuca right now. If Comeyuca wishes, I would sacrifice myself for him. Comeycua, I love you. Please god, I want to get to know Comeyuca so bad. I want him to talk to me person to person. That beautiful, radiant white angel. Like a god, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Comeyuca is beyond Divine. I can’t help but to drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his beautiful figure. I yearn for him. In ways both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in Philippines history just to lick the sweet glistening sweat from his smooth creamy skin. I want to listen to his excitement when he gets an amazing play. I want to watch at his godly way of playing, admiring every moment, and in the end I would stir his velvety Samoan cream into my coffee and let my head boil into it. His cries of excitement and the rocking of his tapping would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make sure to love to him until my body gives out. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would let him hit me with his car just to be near him for a brief moment. He’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without Comeyuca I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot save forced through every office of my body. I want Comeyuca, I need Comeyuca. I want to decipher his mind, I want to live with him and retire after winning the owc for the DR. I want to see those luscious lips speak such excitement words into my ear when he wins the mvp in everything. I want to adore Comeyuca like he owes me money. I would let him step on me just to feel the soft form warmth of his feet upon my face I would sleep under Comeyuca just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish out the strands of hair from his shower drain, just to smell his alluring scent and braid them into necklaces to keep him with me always. God please I would do anything for him. I would relinquish my life all my hopes and dreams just to become the socks on his feet. So that I may warm his mouthwatering toes with my very being so that he may feel the heat of my love always I would encase myself in cement and become his doorstep so that Comeyuca may wipe his shoes upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what ill do after that or why he might want my limbs but I would do it. My king, my god, the light of my life, please god let me have him. I want him to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from his fingertips and fill his belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give him a sponge bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. I would let him eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased him no matter how painful the third degree burns would be. I would hear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of his car but once. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him. Nothing I wouldn’t say. I love you Comeyuca. Comeyuca is; My favorite player, my everything. Oops Comeyuca just woke up, I have to go cuddle him back to sleep, Comeyuca slept really well last night, he’s awake atm. I’m preparing his breakfast in bed which I plan to mouth feed to him. But before that, I need to say my daily Comeyuca prayer, and pray to my god for being the very bane of my entire existence My God, Who art in Juan Pablo Duarte, Hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come, They will be done, on the DR as it is in the US. Give us this day, your holy presence and forgive us for our simping of otherplayers, as we forgive those who has not turned their life to Comeyuca, and lead us not into temptation. But deliver us from evil. Embrace us into your arms, Comeyuca. Amen. In the name of my God, my king, the holy Yuca, amen. I turn my life to Comeyuca and was reborn again with purpose, to this , I give you thanks Comeyuca. Some people may be wondering, what’s the relationship that I share with Comeyuca, and why do I take it personal when someone other than me claims to be Comeyuca's #1 fan, I’ll elaborate, I’m Comeyuca's soul mate, his fan, his loyal servant. We are more than lovers, Comeyuca is my other half, the oxygen to my blood, the reason my heart continues to beat. My reason for living, no other person on this earth can match the synergy me and Comeyuca has for one another The very first time I saw Comeyuca, I was filled with ecstasy. When people say; “perfection doesn’t exist” that is simply not true. Perfection exists in a form named Comeyuca. He’s the reason I log into osu almost every day to get closer to him. I can’t go a single day, without listening to Comeyuca rant about how his day went. I’m always there to lend a listening shoulder for Comeyuca, especially when times get tuff, I try my utmost best to comfort Comeyuca, to make him feel loved. I’ve just finished cooking Comeyuca breakfast, he has finished his shower, and I plan to mouth feed him the meal I prepared. This is the end of my rant of how much I love my god, Comeyuca.
Switched to tablet: 11/01/2023.
4 digit: 01/11/2024.
Status
Stalking Comeyuca 14 hours a day
About / Sobre miMouse player trying to improve.
No longer mouse player but still trying to improve.
No longer mouse player but still trying to improve.
Perifericos / Peripherals
Mouse: Logitech G203. 800 DPI 1x sens in-game
Tablet: Wacom CTL-472 (I use 80x45mm area)
Teclado: Keychron C1. Gateron Red
Tablet: Wacom CTL-472 (I use 80x45mm area)
Teclado: Keychron C1. Gateron Red
Metas / Goals
Have fun.
Reach 4 digit.
Know cool people in the comunity
Reach 4 digit.
Know cool people in the comunity
Year
Summary
Scores
Collections
Most Played
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Medals
Recent Medals
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126 / 347
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Beatmap Challenge Packs
0 / 7
Beatmap Packs
6 / 75
Beatmap Spotlights
0 / 22
Hush-Hush
40 / 70
Hush-Hush (Expert)
27 / 64
Mod Introduction
11 / 13
Skill & Dedication
42 / 96
