| Ranked Score: | 34,571,132,434 | |
| Play Count: | 130,654 | |
| Play Time: | 1,868h | |
| Max Combo: | 4,294x | |
| Total Hits: | 32,109,415 | |
| Hits x Play: | 246 | |
| Replays Watched: | 122 |
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History
About
changed grip 19-06-2026
I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
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Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man
Everyone knows Mario is cool as firetruck. But who knows what he’s thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.I believe it was Kant who said “Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.” Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating “Let’s-a go!” Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero, but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
If you add me let me know
Current collab
Subapeak collab🌑
Goals
break my skillcap
stop missing at the last firetrucking 3 notes of the map god i hate aimslop why the firetruck i always miss please end this suffering
stop missing at the last firetrucking 3 notes of the map god i hate aimslop why the firetruck i always miss please end this suffering
Milestones
100pp= B rank 87% 1 miss on Ai no sukima top diff idk how in the firetruck i remeber this, i was so proud of this at the moment :skull:
200pp= Black Rover top diff, i remember being extremely pissed when i saw this was 200pp (350pp if FC)
300pp= caffeine fighter the long one on the lower diff +DT
400pp= Bass slut reforms diff +DT
500pp= 17/12/2025 on this little girl top diff, shit score but whatever
600pp= ???
100 medals= 20/10/2023
200 medals= 17/02/2025
300 medals= ??
5 digit= 27/04/2023
4 digit= 11/02/2026 (i got 4 dig with my best score ever ellias- set of yuuaku no inori 2xmiss)
100pp= B rank 87% 1 miss on Ai no sukima top diff idk how in the firetruck i remeber this, i was so proud of this at the moment :skull:
200pp= Black Rover top diff, i remember being extremely pissed when i saw this was 200pp (350pp if FC)
300pp= caffeine fighter the long one on the lower diff +DT
400pp= Bass slut reforms diff +DT
500pp= 17/12/2025 on this little girl top diff, shit score but whatever
600pp= ???
100 medals= 20/10/2023
200 medals= 17/02/2025
300 medals= ??
5 digit= 27/04/2023
4 digit= 11/02/2026 (i got 4 dig with my best score ever ellias- set of yuuaku no inori 2xmiss)
Past Collabs
TOP OLDER
BOTTOM MOST RECENT
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5WC TEAM SPAIN
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100 girlfriends collab🔥🔥
Uma musume addicts
Women kissing collab
Mariokart wii items🔥🔥
People i've met irl (osu usernames)
might link their profiles if one day im bored enough
2025
Murkano
Babyscylla
CharlioM9
jdfs
marbl/itouikukuro0576
Jow/Hide in room
towny1
marc559_
ESCRUPULILLO
SansREPZ/senya-
Riven/NHarmonia
Abejaivan/Aokana
comandocYT
Eydeey
Lagman
[Ajoduro]
Race
Sorry4win
LaBestiaPrecoz/sorry4lose
Widelux13
aleotcapitalist
- izayoi -
Babyscylla
CharlioM9
jdfs
marbl/itouikukuro0576
Jow/Hide in room
towny1
marc559_
ESCRUPULILLO
SansREPZ/senya-
Riven/NHarmonia
Abejaivan/Aokana
comandocYT
Eydeey
Lagman
[Ajoduro]
Race
Sorry4win
LaBestiaPrecoz/sorry4lose
Widelux13
aleotcapitalist
- izayoi -
2026
Fieera
Adronks
MeiFTW
Yoloadri
Adronks
MeiFTW
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