but...
holy fucking shit is this close

15,000 Total S Ranks (don't want to focus on this too much this year) ✔
2,500 Total SS Ranks ✔
More natural 300pp plays ✔
Overall 99.00% Acc ✔
Fully/Near Fully Alt ~ Improved Alot
Comfortably Tap 220bpm ✔ (most of the time)
Reliably Tap 240bpm ✔ (most of the time)
FC More AR9 Val/Rin Maps ✔
Comfortable Playing AR8 (ehhh, improved but not comfortable)
FC 6.50* ✔
Comfortable Passing 7* + some 8* ✔
Comfortable Playing HR/AR10 (ehhh, improved but not comfortable)
Keep Positive Mindset ✔

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZbpXGw5f14iCDnNJJxAswSwx_2qzowmn1n6nrypz268/edit?usp=sharing

https://youtu.be/9j5M2yiNZWU

Easy/Normal :
Times Like These b/1635228&m=0
Serendipity s/859537
21st Century Girls b/1820001&m=0
new illumina b/2048237

Hard:
we've never met, but can we have a coffee or something? b/1244072
Arigatou b/1368376&m=0
Times Like These b/1625272&m=0
House of Cards b/1841354

Insane:
Lullaby of Deserted Hell[ s/541404
Angel Break (GD) b/1247851&m=0
Breezeblocks s/601870
Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me b/1358931&m=0
Necro Fantasia s/597739
Gate of Steiner (Vocal Version) s/625938
Arigatou s/644283
Hoshizake no Horoscope s/689153
Everyday Ft. Yosie b/1529717
Boy Meets Evil b/1745233?m=0
BTS Compilation b/1705470?m=0
Trivia: Just Dance b/1808282
Doki Doki b/1838159
Sweet Requiem s/892132
Vajra b/1946320?m=0
illumunia s/975632
Counter-Attack of the Weak b/2087168?m=0
Ocean Man b/2077702?m=0
God Knows b/2063474?m=0
Soshite Kyou mo Koumakan no Tobira wa Hiraku b/2074496&m=0
new Hype feat. Such s/1007529

Extra:
Spider Dance b/1132304&m=0
Ievan Polkka s/561143
Yakujinsama no Couple Dance b/1262851&m=0
Because Princess Inada is Scolding Me b/1277586&m=0
A Night with the Unhallowed s/654095 looking for mods
Sunset Teacup b/1382818
Bad Apple b/1437698
furioso melodia b/1474232
Refrain of the Lovely, Great War b/1517818
Sanae-san s/733098
Children Record b/1566068
Times Like These b/1618917
MIC Drop s/843488
Daydream b/1793292
21st Century Girls b/1817756?m=0
Amatsu Kitsune b/1802971?m=0
Hacking to the Gate Eurobeat b/1783561
Megpoid GUMI Compilation s/879191
Iroha s/888279
Cagayake! Girls b/1965593?m=0
Frightfully-insane Flan-chan's Frightful Song b/1896719?m=0
new Hito Ayumishi Unmei ni Yosete s/1014533

Ultra:
Yobanashi Decieve b/1649002?m=0
U.N. Owen Was Her? b/1063321?m=0
Hysteric Night Girl b/1955133?m=0
Tokyo Teddy Bear s/961584

#1 RLC - OrVid, Near Distant Future, The Pretender
#2 jonathanlfj - Eastern Dream, AugoEidEs, Demetori Song Compliation
#3 val0108 - Reizouko Mitara Pudding ga Nai, Mythologia's End, Black Rebel
#4 Hollow Wings - Sentimental Skyscraper, Deconstruction Star, Odoru Mizushibuki
#5 captin1 - Kanshou no Matenrou , Lies in Reality, Streaming Heart
#6 Pho - Houkago Stride, Kando Reduction, Party of the Seven Witches
#7 Narcissu - Hana ni Natta, Hotaru, Re:Call
#8 NatsumeRin - Manami Ni, Kakuzetsu Thanatos, Kanata ni Mau wa Sakura no Shirabe
#9 pkk - Image Material, Dance Number, no,39
#10 Kite - Fairy Ring, Uta, Sai Afure Ketsurakusha
Nyquill - Sad Spring, Awake, Kansoku Eisei
Mackenzie - Puppet in the Dark, Ketsubetsu no Tabi
sjoy - Everything will Freeze, Green-Eyed Jealousy, Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird
HabiHolic - Lover's White Flag, Nano Songs Compliation, Fukagyuka Replace
Ekoro - Everything will Freeze [Extra & Timefreeze], Freedom Dive
Satellite - Omoi ga Rekishi ni Kawaru Toki, Senya Songs Compilation, Replica no Koi

29/08/15 - 100x UK #1's (At time of play, not including newly ranked/qualified)
05/09/15 - 3500pp
06/09/15 - 200x SS Ranks
29/09/15 - 3000x S Ranks
10/10/15 - 200x UK #1's
14/10/15 - FOUR DIGIT BOIS
14/10/15 - Glove-kun allows me to get over 1000 ranks in a few hours
21/10/15 - 3500x S Ranks
28/10/15 - 300x UK #1's
03/11/15 - <100 UR [96.19]
09/11/15 - 400x UK #1's
10/11/15 - 4000x S Ranks
14/11/15 - Gained ~900 ranks with some sick high acc plays and 9k bois
18/11/15 - First 200pp play [202] with a sightread!
18/11/15 - 8k bois and top 200 UK
21/11/15 - 300 SS Ranks
27/11/15 - Survived being above Cookiezi in ranking for 1 day. Goal achieved.
[b]10/12/15 - 50 Replays Watched ^_^
30/11/15 - 500x UK #1's

17/01/16 - 4500x S Ranks
18/01/16 - 4000pp
26/01/16 - Gained >800 ranks with 2 200pp plays
28/01/16 - 200pp Nomod Play and First >6* FC
07/02/16 - 600x UK #1's
14/02/16 - SILVER S ON EASTERN DREAM - THE DREAM IS REAL
20/02/16 - 1000pp [Taiko]
21/02/16 - 700x UK #1's
22/02/16 - Top 20k in under 500 plays [Taiko]
23/02/16 - 100 Replays Watched - LOOK MUM I'M FAMOUS
29/02/16 - 5000 S RANKS
09/03/16 - 800x UK #1's
15/03/16 - 400x SS Ranks
26/03/16 - 900x UK #1's
17/04/16 - 1000x UK #1's
http://imgur.com/a/hwg0x
http://imgur.com/a/Nc79F
http://imgur.com/a/7kPjV
http://imgur.com/a/7SUmU
http://imgur.com/a/PBmNy
http://imgur.com/a/SOWHA
http://imgur.com/a/P05PK
http://imgur.com/a/s169R
http://imgur.com/a/Td3h3
http://imgur.com/a/noLhI
http://imgur.com/a/0OjNx
30/04/16 - 6000x S Ranks
02/05/16 - 500x SS Ranks
02/05/16 - OVERTOOK DOOMSDAY TO HAVE THE MOST S RANKS IN THE COUNTRY!
https://imgur-archive.ppy.sh/E4HjemY.png
02/05/16 - 1100x UK #1's
07/05/16 - 40,000 PC
07/05/16 - Unlocked All Anime Beatmap Pack Achievements
08/05/16 - Suddenly gained the power of speed, passed 2 245bpm 7* stream maps and was able to burst stream over 300bpm
11/05/16 - 200 replays watched!
14/05/16 - Finally a good run on Rog-Unlimitation for 240pp
14/05/16 - All Rhythm Game & Video Game pack achievements
14/05/16 - Achieved over 98% Overall acc finally LOL RIP
15/05/16 - Unlocked all beatmap pack achievements
15/05/16 - 1200x UK #1s
22/05/16 - 15x 5*-5.7* FC's and 4 190pp plays
24/05/16 - 87% Midnight Siege new top play, 6 star FC achievement, lost 0.60% acc, new highest star FC
31/05/16 - 1300x UK #1s
13/06/16 - Enter the 6000s and finally new highest Country rank after a good year with an insane 1 try 237pp play
13/06/16 - 4500pp
19/06/16 - 250 Replays watched o///o
19/06/16 - 600x SS Ranks
26/06/16 - 7000x S Ranks
26/06/16 - Top 300 Global Ranked Score
30/06/16 - 1400 UK #1s
21/07/16 - 300 Replays watched woop woop
23/07/16 - Top 250 Ranked Score
31/07/16 - 1,500 UK #1's
04/08/16 - 40 Billion Ranked Score
07/08/16 - 7,500 S Ranks
09/08/16 - Achieved 4,000+ combo on Demetori Marathon
09/08/16 - Top 200 Global Ranked Score
14/08/16 - Gained over 1200 ranks, 2 new top plays, 10 200pp+ scores, 5.52* SS...uh...I broke myself
One single session: https://i.gyazo.com/7472f0020897a3467f23dd5e7c34bc32.png
https://i.gyazo.com/24fcc7626f2589e7a181d4b59663ce25.png
21/08/16 - Achieved #2 UK Ranked score overtaking Navi (for now)
01/09/16 - 700x SS Ranks
01/09/16 - 8000x S Ranks
04/09/16 - 1600x UK #1s
20/09/16 - Top 150 Global Ranked Score
25/09/16 - <600x A ranks
25/09/16 - 800x SS Ranks
27/09/16 - 1700x UK #1s
30/09/16 - 8500x S Ranks
01/10/16 - 400 Replays Watched
02/10/16 - 50k Playcount
04/10/16 - <500 A Ranks
09/10/16 - <400 A Ranks
09/10/16 - NO Chokes in top 100 Plays
18/10/16 - 1800x UK #1s
20/10/16 - 900x SS Ranks
20/10/16 - 9,000 S Ranks
27/10/16 - <350 A Ranks
27/10/16 - 50 Billion Ranked Score
28/10/16 - 1900x UK #1s
30/10/16 - TOP 100 GLOBAL RANKED SCORE

06/11/16 - 100,000,000,000 Total Score
07/11/16 - <300 A Ranks
12/11/16 - 1000 Hours ingame time (horribly inaccurate btw)
19/11/16 - 2,000 UK #1s
http://imgur.com/a/NkZAB
http://imgur.com/a/J78aG
http://imgur.com/a/clnoN
http://imgur.com/a/uXudM
http://imgur.com/a/i45Jn
http://imgur.com/a/tUZU7
http://imgur.com/a/bOpzA
http://imgur.com/a/j8sxe
http://imgur.com/a/uU0nH
http://imgur.com/a/ePi3u
24/11/16 - 500 Replays Watched
08/12/16 - <250 A Ranks
13/12/16 - 4 months later, I was allowed to farm pp again - ~900 ranks and ~120 raw pp gained 10x 200pp plays including 2nd best (260), 4th (245) and 5th (244), and 2 6* FCs, a >7* A Rank and finally Tear Rain HDDT
27/12/16 - New Highest Star FC with a 210bpm unranked, edited deathstream map (6.44*)
29/12/16 - Achieved 10,000 S Ranks

14/01/17 - 8x 5.60*+ FC/S ranks including a 6.07*, second highest nomod FC and S rank
16/01/17 - Got new keyboard - K70 Quickfire, and VERY CONVENIENTLY had my most successful session ever in terms of skill and overall achievement[/b]. 233 and 231pp sightreads, one being possibly my best FC yet +3 other 200+ scores, about 600m ranked score, FINALLY OVER 98% OVERALL ACC after 'the accident', fixed 15+ A ranks, 4 marathon (sightread) FCs and an insane run on Omoide Kakeru [Memories]
19/01/17 - 60,000,000,000 Ranked Score.
28/01/17 - 5,000PP
31/01/17 - <200 A Ranks
31/01/17 - Whole Page of 200pp plays, 3 215pp+ 'natural' FCs, fixed 20+ A ranks and another 7* A rank
16/02/17 - 60,000 Playcount
21/02/17 - Rip Pen-chan #4, mouse-san and fan-kun
https://gyazo.com/04cb057881c861451133e2786cd7f015
25/02/17 - TOP 50 GLOBAL RANKED SCORE
09/03/17 - Passed Big Black (3x 0 submitted lol)
09/03/17 - <150 A Ranks
12/03/17 - New Highest combo with one of my best FCs ever on lfj's Demetori Marathon
12/03/17 - The endgame goal has been complete. >99% HD FC on Crimson Belvedere ~ Eastern Dream. It's done.
12/03/17 - Best back to back plays ever wtf. https://i.gyazo.com/8242d1904b540f300eec9699d7bab974.png
14/03/17 - Broke multiple curses by finally passing Sentimental Skyscraper and The Last Journey Home, also a (NF) C Rank on Freedom Dive
16/03/17 - And the two days of good fortune in this game is over, back to being the most unlucky fuck in the world.
21/03/17 - Beat max combo twice with 5,186 on Linkin Park Marathon then 6,363 on Pokemon Medley.
26/03/17 - 750 Replays Watched
17/04/17 - <100 A ranks
23/04/17 - Mindset change up = Absolutely unreal session, 10+ A -> S FCs, unbelievable Calendula sliderbreak and almost 300pp on Lies in Reality with a godly combo
25/04/17 - 11111 S Ranks
26/04/17 - I did it mum! 29/04/17 - New highest SR FC (6.48*) worth 272pp (would be new top score) but unranked
27/05/17 - First meetup with other players
12/08/17 - 12,000 S Ranks
13/08/17 - 1,000 Replays watched!
07/10/17 - First 300pp Play [310 on Sky Arrow]

Goals
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