If you're one of the people who try to track me down for my Minecraft IGN, yes, I own the account Jukebox. No, I will not sell it. Yes, it's secured with non-SMS 2FA and randomly generated passwords.

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Taiko Accomplishments:
Peaked #935 Global on July 17, 2015
Peaked #10 Canada in 2017.
Returned at Global Rank #3,825 and Canada Rank #79 on Feb 25, 2025
First 400pp on March 24, 2025

About Me (In the context of osu!):
Started in 2015, took a liking to Taiko and played until 2017 where I took a long break, returned in 2025. I'm pretty washed up these days, working on handling high BPM to adjust to the new meta.

I don't alternate and am left-handed but play primarily with my right-hand, old habit that I'm far too gone to change. This makes 220+BPM tough but I'm getting faster with practice.

About Me (Otherwise):
I work in sales for a pretty niche industry, mostly supporting government/public-safety and industrial environments.

On the side, I deal cards at some local bar games for extra $. I also deal casino games such as Blackjack, Roulette, Ultimate Hold' Em, etc. at corporate events like Christmas parties.

In my free time I play a lot of cards (Hold Em, Stud, Omaha) and host a small $0.1/$0.2 friendly game twice a week, enjoy riding my Motorcycle (Yamaha Bolt), and am just generally trying to kick it and relax when I'm not working. Also been playing a lot of Taiko, OSRS, and Minecraft.

The Bike
It's a 2016 Yamaha Bolt R-Spec, running Shinko 777s, with a V&H Intake, V&H Twin Slash Exhaust, Saddleman 2-up seat, Baron H-Bars, tuned by Ivan's Performance in North Carolina. It's pretty slow in the context of bigger V-Twins but puts 60-62hp to the wheel, which is more than enough for me


OSRS
My main is an Ironman, started Christmas Eve 2024 (abandoned the old main, IM is way more fun).
https://wiseoldman.net/players/beef%20slush