[2015]

1. circa march 1 - created my account (reasons being that i really liked the song bad apple and some way or another i found out i could play it in this game)
2. april ?? - immediately quit because my laptop barely ran osu at 30fps

[2016]

1. may 8 - osu 1* pass medal (first medal)
2. may 9 - quit osu for the same reasons as before
3. aug 29 - osu 2* pass medal
4. aug 30 - quit osu

[2017]

1. oct-nov ?? - got a new pc that could actually run osu so eventually i remembered about this game
2. nov 25 - osu 3* pass medal
3. dec 2 - osu 2* fc medal
4. dec 2 - osu 4* pass medal
5. dec 4 - osu 1* fc medal
6. dec 10 - first dabble at the other modes, taiko 1* pass medal
7. dec 10 - taiko 2* pass medal
8. dec 18 - mania 1* pass medal
9. dec 18 - ctb 1* pass medal

[2018]

1. jan 9 - taiko 1* fc medal
2. jan 11 - osu 5* pass medal
3. jan 11 - taiko 2* fc medal
4. jan 21 - ctb 2* pass medal
5. jan 26 - ctb 1* fc medal
6. feb 04 - osu 3* fc medal (by this point i had quit taiko ctb mania and decided to focus completely on osu)
7. feb 13 - osu 4* fc medal
8. march - by this point i was very locked in and determined to become a very good mouse only player (which is how i had always played up to this point)
9. apr - my first osu 200pp play probably came somewhere around this time, probably on Demetori - Furuki Yuanxian ~ Death Echo [Extra Stage Collab] by jonathanlfj
10. apr 15 - osu 5* fc medal
11. apr 24 - osu 6* pass medal
12. may - hit a big ass wall + didn't have a tablet (had quit mouse only already) + my pc still didnt run osu that well, so i was losing motivation
13. jul 17 - meanwhile i got the mania 2* pass medal lol
14. jul ?? - made my mom buy me a tablet "please mom surely im gonna use it to draw too" (this is still the tablet that i use)
15. aug 22 - osu 7* pass medal
16. sep ?? - couldnt get used to pen aiming + pc performance issues so i quit osu again 💀

[2019]

1. i didnt play osu seriously for this entire year, only logging in to play casually and to hang out with people, met many great friends in this period (cyo my goat)

[2020]

1. sometime in jan-mar - had the idea to make a mablet, so i proceeded to try to cut open my pen to put the pcb inside a mouse carcass, ended up destroying the pcb 💀💀💀, so i basically quit osu again right there
2. mar - decided to main ctb instead
3. mar 14 - ctb 3* pass medal
4. mar 16 - ctb 4* pass medal
5. mar 23 - 50 medals
6. apr - met my good friend venya in a ctb lobby, wanted to impress her with my skillz so i started grinding ctb like crazy
7. apr 7 - ctb 5* pass medal
8. apr 8 - ctb 2* fc medal
9. may - kinda lost steam in my ctb grind, but was still going
10. jun 22 - ctb 3* fc medal
11. oct 14 - invited a friend to grind taiko together, we got really excited over it
12. oct 15 - taiko 3* pass medal
13. nov - lost my motivation because i got absolutely mogged by my friend's improvement rate at taiko 💀 (he was already playing 5 stars while i struggled to pass 3 stars

[2021]

1. feb 6 - ctb 4* fc medal
2. jul 12 - mania 1* fc medal (dont remember what made me play mania at that moment)
3. oct 17 - finally bought a new pen for my tablet and once again decided to make a mablet, but this time, instead of risking breaking the pen, i just inserted it into a mouse carcass that i had and it worked really well, so i finally got into standard again and started grinding a lot. To this day i still use this to aim lmao
4. oct 28 - taiko 4* pass medal (also dont remember what made me play taiko at this moment)
5. nov 28 - first ctb 200 pp play on Kobaryo - Theme for Psychopath Justice [Joakh's Rain] by Razor Sharp
6. dec 04 - first ever tourney, Osu!multimode 2021 tournament, seed 32/32, lost in quarterfinals

[2022]

1. i consider this the year that i truly started to play osu
2. feb 4 - started my medal grind thanks to my goat tomy
3. feb 9 - first osu 300pp play on Yamajet feat. Hiura Masako - Sunglow by Onlybiscuit
4. may ?? - first time playing mania 7K
5. mar 24 - osu 6* fc medal
6. may 15 - my goat araxcrow set me up to actually start playing mania by teaching me about skins and scroll speed
7. may 15 - mania 3* pass medal
8. may 16 - mania 2* fc medal
9. may 31 - mania 4* pass medal
10. jun 7 - osu 8* pass medal
11. jun 7 - 100 medals
12. jun 7 - signed up for Black Clover Fiesta, pretty disorganized tourney, i think it didnt even have qualifiers? but it was fun, had goats like Jakson and Secre on my team. lost on semifinals.
13. may 31 (probably) - met my goat Hfgbrzl who taught me how to better improve at ddkk (by playing full alt ddkk) and how to properly read taiko.
14. jul 13 - taiko 3* fc medal
15. sep 3 - mania 3* fc medal
16. dec 3 - taiko 5* pass medal
17. dec 31 - mania 5* pass medal

[2023]

1. this was the year that i really resolved to become a good multimode player
2. jan 2 - switched to the 4K playstyle in standard, because i was disillusioned with my terrible finger control, and wanted to try something new. I found out about this from watching my goat 120-cell play with it in a koifishu video
3. feb 25 - signed up for UOH Revival Tourney, but teammate's computer fucking died before we could play qualis
4. mar 11 - taiko 4* fc medal
5. mar 11 - taiko 6* pass medal
6. mar 24 - signed up for 2v2 FL Sightread Tourney, but couldnt qualify 😭
7. around mar-apr - found this map Alstroemeria Records - meow by dakkychan which made me skillboost in ctb massively
8. apr 5 - ctb 6* pass medal
9. apr 8 - tourney MMT23 - Multimode Tournament 2023, seed 16/32, died on quarterfinals
10. apr 23 - first taiko 200pp play on nmk - sola [Oni] by TKS
11. apr 25 - ctb 7* pass medal
12. may 20 - ctb 5* fc medal
13. jun 11 - first ctb 300pp play on Ayalis - Ai o Chikaishi Hime Kazari [Overdose] by Spectator
14. aug - found a job 💀 so my playcount started slowly decreasing
15. aug 31 - first taiko 300pp play on Ariabl'eyeS - Kegarenaki Bara Juuji by Hivie (stolen by pp rework ;_;)
16. sep 6 - taiko 5* fc medal
17. sep 27 - first osu 400pp play on yomi yori reverberation (stolen by the pp rework)
18. out 18 - first ctb 400pp play on DystopiaGround - AugoEidEs by koliron
19. nov 26 - tourney osu Espana Multimode Tourney Beta, seed 6/32, died on GF, ended in 3rd place
20. nov 27 - mania 4* fc medal
21. nov 28 - signed up for Taiko Suji Cup 2023, ended up not even playing qualis
22. dec 31 - first mania 200 pp play on you guessed it, typeMARS - Triumph & Regret [[4K] Regret] by [ A v a l o n ]

[2024]

1. jan 20 - jack of all trades medal
2. jan 27 - hybrid hyperion medal
3. jan 27 - 150 medals
4. may 17 - ctb 6* fc medal
5. jun 3 - first ctb 500pp play on Demetori - Seijouki no Pierrot ~ The MadPiero Laughs by [ Azu- ]
6. jul 7 - ctb 7* fc medal
7. jul 7 - first ctb 700 pp play on VINXIS - Sidetracked Day by Verti (cringe)
8. jul 13 - tourney osu Espana Multimode Tourney - Season 1, seed 6/16, died in finals
9. aug 18 - switched to kddk in taiko
10. sep 21 - tourney Two-Shot Cup, barely qualified with seed 63, died in ro64, didn't have motivation for the second qualifiers
11. oct - disgusting 46 total playcount in that month
12. nov 2 - touch grass medal (its so over)
13. dec - my goat luqas678 taught me a method to learn 7k faster

[2025]

1. jan 1 - started to grind 7k seriously
2. feb 28 - quit kddk (only ever managed to pass 5 stars and get shit acc on 4 stars, so it was basically just a waste of 6 months unfortunately)
3. mar 1 - tourney HANABI International Rhythm Game Cup, seed 5/16, ongoing
4. mar 3 - sprained my wrist 💀 hopefully it heals before my tourney matches
5. mar 22 - tourney osu Espana Multimode Tourney - Season 2

Across all modes: 5000+ pp| 5+ digits

1. Beat mrekk 9mlce mrekk
2. Beat syaron shinchiku majimanji shinchiku beat whoever is no. 1
3. Beat ymd motion oyg
4. Beat jakads dressurf bssd kura dressurf beat whoever is no. 1

7k is the hardest mode followed by std > ctb > 4k > taiko

Taiko is the best mode followed by ctb > std > mania

another fact

ctb is not a rhythm game, its a reverse danmaku game. Your catcher is the one actually playing a rhythm game and it is extremely cracked, but your dumbass keeps ruining its plays.

more facts

No. 1 Most Comfy Gamemode Award: CTB

No. 2: taiko

No. 1 Most Annoying Gamemode Award: 4K

No. 2: CTB

No. 1 Most Heartbreaking Gamemode Award: CTB

No. 1 Most impressive looking Gamemode Award: 7k

No. 2: STD
No. 3: 4k
No. 4: taiko
No. 5: CTB

even more facts

Taiko if misses didnt downgrade the rank into an A:
kinda fixed

Ctb if only juice counted for acc:


Taiko if notelock was abolished:


Mania if fucking scorev1'ing was impossible:

^std too
^taiko too fixed, thanks peppy

Std when(pls) combo scaling is gone:
fixed, thanks peppy

Ctb when hp gets the nerf it deserves and the game stops being geometry dash:


If every keymode had its own separated pp and rankings:

std

taiko

ctb

mania