STOP USING VULKAN & DIRECTX

1. GRAPHICS APIS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE 1,000 LINES JUST TO DRAW A TRIANGLE
2. YEARS OF “LOW-LEVEL CONTROL” yet NO REAL-WORLD SHIPMENT FOUND for going lower than OpenGL’s default state
3. Wanted to go lower anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “glBegin(GL_TRIANGLES)”
4. “Yes please give me 12 synchronization primitives. Please give me 16 pipeline layouts” – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

“Hello I would like to set a pixel please”

– 1,200 lines of setup
– Command buffer allocation
– Fence + semaphore
– Descriptor set binding
– Render pass with 3 subpasses

Meanwhile, OpenGL:

glBegin()
glVertex3f(0,0,0)
glEnd()

DirectX? Oh you mean DirectX – now with more undefined behavior per square inch than a C++ compiler. You need a Windows update just to change the clear color.

Vulkan? The API where even the validation layers have validation layers. I asked for one uniform buffer and it gave me a thesis on memory heaps.

OpenGL is the best because it respects my time, my sanity, and my right to call glFlush() and just hope. And hope has never let me down.


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