I have the most B ranks in both Taiko and Standard as of 2022-09. But not std since 2023-10 around 2023-02 when osu420 started nolifing completion.

Hi, new. I'm dad.
Beginner's Taiko Tournament (#9 in 2024!)
Taiko Colosseum (weekly exhibition matches) (over, summer 2024)
Intermediate Global Taiko Showdown (on hiatus in 2024)
Map of the Week (std, weekly, asynchronous)
std matchmaking bot (kind of dead. try elitebotix instead)
idk, check the forums, there are like 10 6-digit tournaments happening at any time these days (if it's summer)
I was tracking 6-digit tournaments from early 2021 to mid 2023

[centre]Beginner's Taiko Tournament 3 (referee, guest commentator)
Intermediate Global Taiko Showdown 1 (streamer/commentator)
Taiko Suiji Cup (streamer/commentator from semifinals)
:thonking: Standard (streamer-commentator from Ro16)
Taiko Wars (in Americas) (streamer)
Taiko Battlegrounds: Season 3 (streamer)
Beginner's Taiko Tournament 4 (streamer/commentator)
Game_Osu Tourney (streamer/emergency backup commentator)
Intermediate Global Taiko Showdown 2019 (streamer)
All Mode Tournament (streamer)
Mania Beginner's Showdown (backup streamer)
Taiko Draft (streamer)
Advanced Global Taiko Showdown (streamer)
the ctb convert tournament (streamer)
Katacheh GTS (streamer), including the 5hr+ map pool preview (Nana Party TB wtf)
PTTT (streamer)
CGTS (streamer)
Taiko Nightmare (streamer)
BTT 5 (streamer)
Taiko Suiji Cup 2 (streamer)
CTT 🇷🇺 (streamer)
ctb EZ/HT (stream)
LMS Shift 2 (streamer)
IGTS 2020/EgGToSs (streamer)
o!nc (bonus streamer)
AGTS 2: Congratulations Japan on winni- wait what???
LMS 5: first mainline LMS tournament since before I started streaming
NPC3: 150-250k std teams
CFS: fruits 1v1 starting late 2020
(early 2021 long break)
taiko converts 3 (stream/talkyman)
AGTS 3 (troll streamer)
VAF a swiss league by Vaf (guest streamer)
ctb suiji 2 (stream)
RGTS (backup streamer)
taiko suiji 4 (stream)
IGTS 4 (stream)
4CWC (stream from semis)
NPC5 stream
6WC stream
SGTS stream
America's Draft Cup (stream/comment)
EC Cup (stream)
IGTS 5 (stream/historian)
Math (stream)
unicorn 2 (stream a little)
AGTS 4 (stream groups)
taiko converts 4 (stream/comment)
Conyoh Cup 3 (extra streamer/commentator)
RGC 5 D2 stream
onion/pegasus rockrumble stream
NPC6 (the streamer)
6WC 2 (real) (the streamer)
RGTS 2 (stream)
OMFWC2 (stream semis+)
ITGTS on 2023-04-01 (Host/streamer) (forum post is up!)
IGTS 6 (stream again)
LMS Shift Cup 3 (stream)
6WC3 (stream)
retire w



Nub Tournament (top 12 of ~47)
NATT 2 (0-3, 0 maps won, half failed)
Taiko Crew Battles (1-4, 4th of 6, top 8 of 12)
(Third Shift: CMAnimex, DiggyDogg, Kotu776, Kizma, CaptainEChan, meattape)
(Z-tier team gets out of groups, lol)
NATT 3 (1-2 (WBD), 0 maps won, half failed)
Strafe Solos II (B Division, 4th of 8)
Novice Cup Week 3: 0-2
Sightreading Brackets oh god how did i get here i am not good with drum on keyboard game
osu!noobs Winter 2019 (15/42 points, 3rd of 4 in group, 34th of 48)
the taiko converts tournament with DiggyDogg (we won the first map! out of 10...)
osu!noobs 2 (Week 3: swept first by tournament winner, win a TB, lose a TB)
PTTT (Misfits, taiko team with BWithey and Kallista. 13th in qualifying, win+lose TBs but lose both overall matches)
ancient maps 2 time to get 0-3'd by 3 digits on fun maps
NPC 2 150k-250k 2v2 (Bats from Wuhan with MrChytry(Chyter), iiTzTony(Daymian), lukasliwandouw). top 12 of 44
o!nc 150k-250k 2v2 Bats from Wuhan again. See previous result.
LRT2 "6 digit" tournament. Somehow ended up on a stream highlights compilation, so that was cool.
Taiko Colosseum: level 3 jobber
OMT3, JRC2: OOFd in qualifying
BQT3: 3v3 team with -Shinobu-, LordRetrospect, Sshiba, Higure (ranked 113/164 in pp, 76th in quals)
Circle Cup 1: 2v2 team with prescrxiption+Data Bytten - top 8 of 41
Boomer Cup: team logistics disaster in qualifying
BQT4: I forgor with Palmtreehunter, TalesOfTom, Mori- -top 64 i guess
SSWC: SuperSonic Water Closet (FA team) with Dal0x, DJC16, 0hWhen, did not qualify (slight logistics fail too)
6USC: Ohio Arizona with BsTT, Mario_Dasher, Hxzzard, wesajarjar. 15th qual, won 1 map.
BQT5: Uta something with MathAlpha, Aweboy, Tristan1228fan. top 24?
Catch the Magic 3: harry potter gang. 15/16 seed, being 10k on team of 4-digits vs teams of 2-digits
CBT2: with aespect, Natsuko_sama, Dragonfruit. top 6. got carried so hard
Corsix 2: with accebergnay, Tore_Lol, _Carol, AndyAl, Magicstar120, Muffcakezzz. failed to qualify, 43/57.
CBT3: Al Mossar, swept first 2 matches
BQT6: los batos with Nashik, Neicho, -Naroh. got hard carried, top 24. FCd a 5.3* HR2?
RDT: Screened for having too many hours played (real)
Boomer Cup 2: i'm rank 200k+ now and this is an 80k+ tournament, what did you expect
6USC2: literally Ohio with [REDACTED], Yeet0410, Yemen_old_1, xxxhaven. Top 6 in majors, somehow
Boomer Cup 3: with misdraw. seed 33/60, 0-2 (plus a LB bye). finally got to play in BC
4CUSC 3: 2nd last in quals
Hanabi multimode: Or with bvyans, Rukairi. std+taiko time (DNQ)
some 5k+ cbt tournament: a middle seed, lose TB then FF
FDC2: dnq 66/93
6USC3: soon. Ohio again

peak rank:
Taiko: #2 (2020-04-08)
Std: 2209 (2024-10-10)
cbt: 4154 (2024-05-15)


5 Billion points in 358 days https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/8653282
6 billion: 482 days
7 billion: 517 days
8 billion: 573 days, 20,000 plays :/
⑨ billion: 705 days
Exactly 10,000,000,000: 820 days
11 billion: 936 days
12 billion: 1024 days, 30000 plays
13 billion: 1127 days
14 billion: 1280 days
15 billion: idk, i kind of stopped after catching the elf. mid-2020
16B: did 290m in 4 days over labor day weekend 2021 before BPS passes for 3rd

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https://osu.ppy.sh/ss/7087374
(there used to be a series of screenshots of more old bad taiko scores here, but they got deleted with the new /ss/ caching policy)
https://www.twitch.tv/gameosu/clip/BetterLitigiousDoveMau5
https://www.twitch.tv/gtsosu/clip/MushyDependableGoshawkKappa
https://www.twitch.tv/gtsosu/clip/FamousAmusedGooseMingLee
https://www.twitch.tv/osutaikolive/clip/ZealousInnocentMilkNinjaGrumpy
https://www.twitch.tv/osutaikolive/clip/HandsomePunchyFlamingoSwiftRage

never mind it just needed to dry out
ctl-471

(not recommended)
index-heavy crosstap
left middle: z, k
left index: x, d
right index: c+v, d+k
right middle: v (when right index not fast enough), k

Use 2 index most of time, bring in middles for longer/faster streams
dkk.*? can be really bad, but it just needs practice