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You know, I like to talk to myself sometimes. Well, technically. It's not actually me who's talking to myself. It's . I don't like to pretend that is no one. is my best friend. My bestest friend, you could say. My own special friend. likes to tell me about RRR and its compatriots, Raleb, Rose, and Reorge. Thug Aim, too. Thug Aim, huh...? You know, when I was a gambler at Cookiezi's casino, I think that I was the most hated person on the planet for a moment. Worse than when they found out that I showerpiss 'd all over the bathtub. Come on, man. Bring me back to those times. GlaggleLand

At every job, I've been called "The Potential Man" for reasons unbeknownst to me. How strange of them. They told me to play The Game, but I would never lose. If I don't know what I'm doing, I won't lose. That's just how it is. But you know what? I don't know what that means. What does it mean? The What? What? Whattt? RRR

There are reasons to rhyme when it rumbles and relaxes and royales. What does that even mean? Tell me about it. I am a reading player. I am a gimmick player. I work as a Lawyer at Cookiezi University, with a focus on the elderly and demoralized groups. Man, I'm getting so old. In fact, I'm 1738 years old, born Caterpillar 60th, 11034738, year of our Lord Cookiezi. Don't tell me what you think I do. I am the what the

Do you want to know who Raleb, Rose, and Reorge are? Well, they're the greatest trio to ever grace the planet qHSRTnoknonfdahfdgherkgofhknpzfnl. Not gonna explain what that is, but that's my home planet. The point I'm trying to get at is that they're a trio of comedians/actors (going by The RRRlings) that used to play at the theater in my hometown. They had a few memorable plays. Like, Suffer Cup, Mouse, and RRRaleb The RRRuckster. I still think Raleb should have won Suffer Cup 3, by the way.

Sounds boring, right? I know.

Let me tell you about myself, now. I'm Slenderman. I guess you could say that I like it when people collect my pages. It makes me really quite ecstatic. You know, Cookiezi once told me about the 8s and the 6s. And the 7s, too. It made a lot of sense to me, really, and I couldn't help but try to turn them into my everyday life.

After I graduated from osu!university with a PhD in Glaggle(land), I got a job as a bartender at RRRaleb's. Great guy, really. Rojo and Max and the like referred me to him. And by the strike of the bat(ball), I ended up where I am now. It really is mystifying. Speaking of which, today is Rojo's birthday. Quite exciting, to be honest. But I do think that this might have been the greatest time of my life. I want to talk more about RRRaleb's. Him and his wife, RRReorgie, have worked there for over 160 years. They had really humble beginnings, especially since they started during the 2086 Grand Hyper Depression. They actually had a talk show called "RRR: Relax, Rumble, Royale", which gained a whole lot of traction and is actually the reason they have so many customers today. But you know, there were a few VIPs that really stuck out to me: RRRose, Max, and Cookiezi. I was a huge fan of Cookiezi's band back in the 80s, honestly. I actually used to pray to them. They were called the "AccNome" band. Max and Rojo, by the way, were my classmates at the university. Their usernames are MaxyBatball and Rojolo, and MaxyBatball actually played a huge role in starting up the bar in the first place, especially when he was 8686 years old. Rojolo is my favorite of them all, though. He used to be the old owner, actually, back when it was named RRRar (RRR Bar). We had daily voice chats, too, but they're too humorous to talk about aside from when we stream tech hard rock gamer.

But something crazy was when I was I was fired. Not my fault, by the way, but thanks to Rose verbally harassing me and RRRaleb catching me playing The Game, he fired me for "restructuring". Insane. Thankfully, I used my PhD to get a job across town at the local data center. Heh. Really got him with that one. #CompetitionRules.

Nah, but honestly, I was glad that I wasn't going to be stuck there my whole life. I did love the guys, but it really didn't feel like I was doing anything with my life. I wanted to "speedrun" life, as they say. And honestly, it did get me my next job. I really can't say I didn't miss that place. Love those guys.

In my next life, I lived my life as a spider. A black widow, to be precise. It taught me about the perils of caterpillars and the like, and it honestly terrified me. But in the end, it was all as it is. What? Well, looking back on it now, I kinda wish I was a spider. You know what I mean? Like, imagine if you could just crawl everywhere and have everyone hate you. Sounds annoying, but you always have that group of people who appreciate you for what you truly are: a walking, living insecticide. Did I ever mention that 86 is my favorite number? That's all good and nice.

I used to run, you know, when I was a measly 86 years old. The world told me about the g - the what? And about the aim. I hit the circles, I guess you could say. Hello?

Good job, everyone. Pull the curtains down, and let's have ourselves a celebratory dinner. Eat my dust, I guess you could say. But as RyuK once said, SIX?

It really is quite special, you know.

I know you're reading this. I don't really have anything to say to you, butRetyWorlds

Woah. Gimmick player, huh? But what is Gimmick? How is it any different from the Game?

Congratulations, then, and I believe I have nothing more to say to you. From here on out, I'll be talking to myself.

Hi

Right now, I go to the University of ROBLOX, OmegaOrigins, pursuing my second PhD in Lebonbron James. Lebron James Suiji, in other words, is my concentration at the moment. I hope to get a job in Hello, but because the job market is so good, I don't think I'll have any issues with that.

Pokemon, huh? I love Pokemon. Cookiezi Mode Activated.

Notable Achievements: First 8686PP PLAY, first player to hit 86 followers, first player to graduate from Cookiezi!University, Head Bartender at RRRaleb's Bar

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