I am legally required to inform you that:

1. My rank directly correlates with my self-worth.
2. I have destroyed not fewer than 3 keyboards trying to FC Through The Fire And Flames.
3. I click circles better at 4:00AM than any other time of day.
4. My retry count is classified information.
5. Yes, I may be a 4digit, but my aim still looks like a drunk hummingbird.
6. Every osu! tournament I play is rigged when I lose.
7. Any resemblance between my plays and skill is purely coincidental.
8. I once played Hidden. Look what became of me.

Failure to comply with these truths may result in further memes being added to this page.

LighScrap - 1 Month of Support
Maowo - 1 Month of Support
meionsoda - 1 Month of Support
DatVeno - A keyboard wtf
Faith03 - 1 Month of Support
Mahawailoh - 1 Month of Support
HorizonCode - A fucking SSD and a replacement graphics card bro...
SC1219 - 1 month of Support

1. Take charge of your own well-being and don't set your life up in a way in which other people or external factors are directly responsible for your happiness. Avoid putting yourself into a position where you're directly responsible for the happiness of others.
2. Rather than seeing those who have come before you as simple pictures, acknowledge that they were humans who experienced lives just like you - they had loved ones, did mistakes, fucked up a lot, and faced challenges. By learning from their errors, you can avoid repeating them.
3. Before trying to build fulfilling relationships with another person and investing your heart in loving them, learn to love yourself.
4. Exercise caution when confronted with big words: Analyze and understand fully what is being said. Otherwise, you will end up falling into into a "yes-trance" and throwing your ability for critical evaluation out the window.
5. Embrace the understanding and acceptance that there may always be someone more successful than you. If not now, there will be in the future.
6. Perfection is an unattainable illusion. Whenever you pick something up, don't strive for flawless outcomes, but rather focus on personal progress and growth. See mistakes as learning experiences.
7. Don't let your personal emotions or biases influence your decision making.
8. Rather than viewing constructive criticism as a personal attack, consider it an honest way for future improvement. Likewise, help people become the best person they can be by salutarily-phrased suggestions and incitations.

2016-11-24 -> Created account
2016-12-16 -> First livestream (VOD lost to time :c)
2017-01-04 -> First mechanical keyboard
2017-02-03 -> First tablet
2017-02-25 -> First +100pp score
2017-03-23 -> 5digit
2017-04-02 -> 2000pp
2017-05-23 -> First CherryMX Keyboard
2017-06-11 -> 3000pp
2017-06-19 -> First +200pp score
2017-10-01 -> 4000pp
2018-08-12 -> 5000pp
2018-08-26 -> First +300pp score
2021-01-31 -> 6000pp
2021-08-16 -> First +400pp score
2021-08-17 -> 7000pp
ca. 2024-11-03 -> 8000pp (thanks CSR)