i should probably move this to a google doc so it doesnt look like eye cancer but im lazy
lifetime total; 96-55 (total losses not on tiebreaker; 31)
ordered from date of first match played
O!N 4; 3-2, lost to OneTrueDuceOK and steve_04_, first tournament, first time encountering Duce, first time getting bodied in tiebreakers FeelsGoodMan (also this pool was the second best o!n pool only to the one that let me win) (also the start of the TB curse! first round of losers i inted 2 maps to make someone feel "better" since it was their first tournament (it was also mine but i thought i was being nice) and made it to tb before moving on. as a result, it never needed to go to tiebreaker. that curse would haunt me for awhile longer...)
O!N Duos; 6-1 with UnnamedBeast, lost to VVS (Beast's original partner) not showing up (which isn't a real loss) + alphaXrow & Ticafr, UnnamedBeast is such a good teammate and I wish him only love owo
O!N 6; 4-2, lost to OneTrueDuceOK and Spooderman4653, literally fell asleep right after the match against Spooderman, if I was more awake I could have gotten to top 4 I think
O!N 7; 3-2, lost to Narouv and derpydm, first time losing on a map other than TB in a 1v1. Narouv is a god. As for derpy, teo is a dumb map and i'm a dumbdumb for not noticing it was shit teo aka not Kroytz earlier
O!N 8; 4-1, lost to Mokobe, need to rematch grands due to a staff falling-out (both of us got supporter dun worry) tournament says joint 1st, Mokobe won't agree to rematch, results will stay as is. Azzer literally won me a tourney I think
o!NC 2; 3-2, lost to Laure and my keyboard having a mental deficiency Ghastly_Figure, would probably have been 4-2 if people wouldnt afk. plz dont afk in tournaments thnx
O!N invitational; 0-2, lost to Ticafr and twitchWeedyx346 rip positive streak. shook for every single map and could barely hit a note. the fact that i scraped my way to TB against Weedy is more remarkable than any other achievement I have
weebpotato's tourney; 2-1, lost to GtaDestroyer. this is my first tourney that went past 100k, and oh my god how did i even take a map off Gta I have no reason to be trying to win tourneys like this XD still went positive, though! maybe i do deserve 5 digit, given that i got top 8 in a tournament full of them lol. also how i met uchuuj1n (i <3 u uchuuj1n)
o!NC 3; 4-2, lost twice to eRmax, I didn't actually intend to play this one since I basically just play this to bitch about mappooling, but since there were so few players this week I got encouraged and tried. good 3rd place for almost 0 practice
Loligang Singles; 1-0, tournament cancelled. i think if it had more staff and a stricter schedule this could have gone over super well.
O!RU 100-300k; 0-1, lost to Inaloko. 1-1 if people would SHOW UP TO FUCKING TOURNAMENTS, i SWEAR TO GOD. >.< otherwise just a standard addition to the TB curse list, someone teach me how to not be cursed
STK6; 10-2, captain of Plastic Assimilation (CMeFly, Ticafr, & Inaloko), qualified 5th, lost twice to Cherry Gum (YourOverlord, Loreal, AmateurMonkeyYT, DanX), there is so much shit I have to say about this tourney ahhh - first real team tourney, first big tourney with qualifiers and stuff, finally won a tiebreaker (okay, my TEAM won a tiebreaker. it counts. it's over), beat the #1 seed twice and only lost to #2 because I was throwing up and CMe was unwarmed(the first time) and because YourOverlord is a damn queen (the second time), and generally just got carried by Ticafr the whole way through. really though, taking a game off almost every top team was just... mwah. we earned that second, and were a map away from winning first (Cherry Gum bad at tiebreakers). (also my teammates were lovely check them out)
o!RU 100-300k #2; 2-0, canceled. ImaTriggered aka kitty forever not my opponent >w< also if ur a TO never have a 5 minute nomod in your mappool ever its just a nightmare for everyone
osu!Nightmares; 0-1, lost to Kaeldori and my own failing health (missed a match against crafciak31 because throwing up). my favorite way to lose tourney matches
o!RU 50-99k #1; 1-2, lost to ruruchewy and Sectou, starting to get nervous in tourneys now so I need to figure out how to stop that lol
OMFT3; failed to qualify. 20k barrier 2 stronk (also acc barrier lol im actually washed)
Accel 18 2v2; 0-1 with OneTrueDuceOK, I have developed a weakness other than nerves and I must find a way to counteract it
Banger Bonanza; obvs no qualify, just wanted to help make this tourney bigger >w<
Mirai Idol 2019; 4-0, Captain of Drift% (Inaloko, VoidStar, BlastTheKidd), one of the worst run tourneys from a player perspective I've been in. competent TOs intentionally choosing to make the experience bad for players and spectators, not particularly for TO benefit, absolute mess. probably won't go to another of these. at least with bad TOs I know it's bad TOing, but not having it be that case here kills me. literally ask me in game if you want details, I'll probably remember general things enough to be able to tell you. shoutouts to uchuuj1n for throwing the tourney for us btw
osu!Championship; 0-1, lost to Gameplayer299. What a garbage TB lol, I don't even know if curse still exists because of how meme it was. Other than bad pools, nice to see a fresh name take me for forgetting to practice <3
Strafe Solo; 1-2, lost to SunnyNightSky and YaSuOliZaTioN. I got 3rd, both in qualifiers and in final standings. And I didn't even go positive. What the fuck. In all seriousness yeah show up to tourney matches ffs I didnt even play any of the early pools where i was supposed to shine woopsie - also, the tiebreaker curse "ends" here, defeating YaSuOliZaTioN 5-4. The number will be kept for legacy.
CCUT <60k; 2-1, lost to Miyu Takeuchi, seriously how do you learn to read stacks on hd like that in a day of playtime it's utter nonsense (sick second place tho)
O!RU 60-150k; 2-2, qualified 23rd (fuck perfect stack hidden) lost to Migan33 (don't schedule matches for right when u wake up) and Itness (don't schedule matches for a couple hours after u go to sleep), O!RU slowly becoming premier low tier tourney and that makes me happy keep growing bois
O!RRT; 5-1, but due to the battle royale nature of this tourney I'm not sure how to calculate it. 1st place in a round treated as win, going out treated as loss (in the last round to SynergyMatrix, so I'm treating as tiebreaker loss). Qualifiers felt more fun than finals, overall I'd recommend Dotori tourneys for new players they seem fun
THG battle royale #3; 1-1 treated same as above stats, lost to Clarkyclarker and Umarloss. TO's, please check your players to see that they are supposed to be in your rank range. As I type this, Clarky has a 256pp top play, [Ultra Beginner] diff also in his top, and clearly does not belong in 6 digits. If you're gonna multiacc, be convincing. (2020 edit; this isn't a multiacc, this is just someone using their restriction to sandbag. Still scummy, but less so.) As for Umar, thank god he at least got the supp. Good player too. Clutch infinite. Nothing but respect.
OSU!tournament; 1-0, lol i beat mikel in a tournament also please be prepared to actually do a tournament if u host one thanks
OMF4; two spots away from qualifying. kinda glad i didnt make it since i should really prioritize school and having any excuse not to tends to turn out badly. also, i only showed up cuz fretzi did a little speel about how he was so happy 6 digits joined. i am a sucker. ;;
Bo!T 1v1; 4-0, still got it :^) scuffed tourney with good mappool, my kind of ez victory. i got paid a month and a half late btw lol
Bo!T 2v2; 1-1 w/ GamingHamster, lost to Sorenn15 and amigodobranco, didn't play finals because Hammy's internet was out (otherwise free pass), we beat the team that eventually won so I'd say that's good enough lol
Sakura Tournament; failed to qualify, I shouldn't play rank unrestricted stuff anyway but if there's no tournaments in range what can you do :c im just happy i passed every map in qualis
OBC; 2-2, lost to ZaiDoxX and Use. sometimes you just get outsandbagged lol ggs to you both (also second tiebreaker win on Stepalxa, curse is definitely ded)
Cookie Cup #1; 3-0 (w/ ZaiDoxX), what a neat mappool, shame we only got to play it 3 times :c good job for new tournament host (also, we full swept! no individual maps lost )
Bo!T 2 1v1; 1-1, lost to Zack228752. rolled every map + ban. went to TB twice. absolute LMAOfest. if I wasn't playing this same day as cookie cup (aka like 10 hours of osu!) I might have done ok
Bo!T 2 2v2; 4-0(w/ Lusamine), frankly i'm kind of disgusted i let this happen. i've never felt more toxicity than this tournament. never team with an ex-restrict, kids. also, did you know lusamine is banned in the pokemon tcg
osu! Matches Amateur Tournament; 0-1, lost to KannaKamuiii. 5* pools are hard at 7am. i mean, they're hard all the time, but they're REALLY hard at 7am. i might have gone farther with a different opponent, but sometimes (all the time.) you rng into a hard matchup round 1 smh
Ramon Tournament 2; 0-1, lost to Ombra94. 5* pools are really hard at 7am, especially when u haven't practiced them. also, unlucky matchup again i could have beaten half the players in this tourney even at 7am lol
GAF 6.5 with Smoking Fox (ZaiDoXx, RealMadMatthew, RetiredWeeb, LimeTwist), did not qualify, got dragged along cuz the team needed a 5th, we're a bunch of 6 digits obviously we're not qualifying for GAF :sip: oh yeah I met WhiteCat here and he said I wasn't a real person what a gent
EsiWAN; 0-0 using battle royale stats cuz I'm not sure how to treat this, in which case no firsts and no lasts soooo. was basically just a normal multi lol
Ramon 3; 0-0 goddammit zai delay literally means delay why would you bait me like this (i overslept cuz i assumed i didnt have a tourney at 7am ;;)
Bo!T Covid 2v2; 0-1 with Isaac H, lost to Styles and shikuro_re
o!at; 0-2, lost to MyAngelRanko and Fadeaway. I actually qualified for a no limits tournament! (I wouldn't have if everyone showed up, but hush let me have this) of course I got bodied but it's fine I got to play old maps and meet sick people
Bo!T Covid 1v1; 0-1 lost to Tanya the Evil
osu!trainners; 1-2 with Team Dash (Isaac H and ItsXeonn) our first loss was all my fault then we ended up against DeltaZero what was I supposed to do
James' Rookie Cup; 3-2, lost to Shadowtrail123 and Express Owl, the first of which was in part due to laggy machine and the second of which was me not being prepared enough. I should have gotten up earlier. Also, I stacked my own loser's bracket against myself. IllegalGeoBee (incredible sightread player, I don't think I would have won this if he practiced,) CreepySomthing (who went missing and I dearly hope she is ok), HasegawaAndre (hase mode.), and then if I beat Owl I was against vegajuice followed by WatariPro (who beat Shadowtrail 6-0) followed by one of my teammates for 1xMiss. And then ANOTHER MATCH AFTER THAT. If I won this, I would literally call it my Mango Pound 3 run forever. As it stands, the best run tournament I've played in with the most mid-tier mappools (with the exception of Mirai, but I blame that on the theming of the tournament).
One Miss; 4-2 with Chimera (Itness & Walfurus), lost twice to The Rich Bastards (pocKey, Saen, Vally) https://imgur-archive.ppy.sh/discord/704490695762903152-721920757591965726-hopefully_the_worst_mappool_ever.png
Osu Overdrive Cup; 0-1 lost to Kotsik, apparently this was single elim along with all the other tomfoolery involved with this tourney cx coulda leaked mappool, ro16 was only allowed to be during weekdays, no scheduling for QF, mappool was janker than NF!1, recycled over 5 rounds, really just a bad tournament all around
OMF5 with Dark Water (Monofly, Phynta, Genetic Prodigy, -Kao-, Nande, Drou, Katsumii) we did sex on this tourmanent, first badge, writeup inevitable
EZMod Invitational; failed to qualify, did better than any other 6 digit which is all i cared about
osu!trainers royale 2200-3800 pp; 3-1 lost on TB to ImmortalNight, combo game OP also I might be capable of sightreading things now, that's interesting
Oddie's TV-Size Tournament; 1-1, lost to gamer1337228, me go takiaz mode
o!LRT; 6-0 with uchuuj1n, OneTrueDuceOK, XxWizardxX, zSidd and Takasaki Yu, I literally did nothing but tell uchuuj1n that adding Yu was a good idea xD there was that one dt tb thing we did that was sick otherwise the whole team hard outscaled me and i just died. glad i got to team with uchuuj1n for something finally
Lolis Fantasy; 0-1, 2-2 if counting disqualifies, very cool also even from english speaker land i can tell this tournament was a dumpster fire (entirely in spanish! i did an actual foreign tourney for once owo)
Sirek's Osu Seasonal Cup; failed to qualify lmao nannner moment
Siroitora's Sightread EZ Cup; failed to qualify i think even if i went hard on dt2 instead of letting my computer freeze up this wouldn't matter
STK8; 1-2 with MasterAnimit and DzikaSwinia, I wasn't supposed to be in this tournament but onion forgot I was in STK6 and not STK5, literally couldn't even get out of groups so I don't think it mattered lol (my team seemed upset at this, I think I'm becoming too careless of my performances)
osu!friends halloween event; 1-0 because getting knocked out couldn't happen, complete int pool with complete int players i'm amazed i even got a point (and it had to be on nuctrl. since when am i a nm6 player)
BQT2; 1-2 w/ Irnea & Smol -w-, forgot who i lost to, learning how to manage teams will always be the most difficult part of being in them, pls enjoy game
O1DT #1; 1-1, lost to a secret, imagine a secret actually showing up to a 1v1 tournament and imagine being stuck against him round 2 unlucky seed
osu! aeris thing around dec 2020; failed to qualify w/ aurora4k, VonaGM & nezupoco, last tournament before big hiatus

6 digit point lobby; 1-0 not a grand return by any means but it convinced me i'm not completely incompetent at this game, maybe try again sometime
Frances Cup; 0-2 w/ downpour, lost to The Myanners and a bunch of russians, welcome back lmao
Juni's Summer Singles; failed to qualify #67 MOOD
osu! Tag Tournament; 1-1 w/ tyokobo765 & Linkmobfankid, lost to uchuuj1n, Fynbi & Ryny, literal FA team still only died to 1 seed good jobe
Scarlet's Touhou tourney; ~registration~
Circle Cup 1; ~registration~
registering for basically anything that's open and im not banned from at the moment let me know if u wanna team <3
still need a team for;
back 2 skool
tomori cup


last update june 27 2021

Osu!Roll; 1-2 but this doesn't count towards the above stats, lost to Xicyte & deep fried ice, literally a tourney where u just !roll, shoutouts to M1kel for being a literal genius, if ur a TO please make another one of these this was so fun
osu!roll 2; 2-2 also doesnt count to above stats, lost to Diempyl and BeastTrollMC himself. also wakuda sent me supp for showing up to a mappool match and i have nothing but respect for him. please love wakuda
Sightread FL 1; 0-0 this is down here cuz i forgot where it is chronologically and since it doesn't have any bearing on my stats I leave it, qualified then died

stuff i've staffed i guess
O!N TO for s2 & winter 1
o!nc mappooler (just for one week)
osu!harmonium TO
NF!: staff (side event planner/ref/general nuisance to host)
o!ctbrx ref
nosleep admin/mappooler/ref
6wc "admin" (host gave me admin privileges and i did nothing with them)
5wc ref
jrc2 ref/emotional support for admin
uhh i have a jessechugaga mutual does that mean anything

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REV is good at analogies

Atalyth
Reazen
Peruro
Zer0-
lkx_Shore
Melt
AIR
ylvy
Respirte
ogicu8abruok
NOIN

each of these mappers has at least one map that made me hope something (and hasn't had a "big break" already)
take the time to try anything that interests you from these players, I haven't played anything by them I thought wasn't worth my time

"Maybe...I should just write my own paragraph, instead of taking all these others.. Be my own person, instead of desperately imitating those whose I see as 'better than me'.

Maybe I should just delete this box...but no, I never will. I'll leave it, as a lesson to myself, and those who read this. Be yourself, for everyone else is already taken."
-DeltaZero